The Deep Blue Sea by Terence Rattigan - "Yes, I suppose it is rather an odd spot for a fire-place."
Private Lives by Noel Coward - "That's strange, I'm sure I ordered a large Tizer."
Deathtrap by Ira Levin - "Using my second-best guillotine for slicing carrots - Myra, how could you!"
Molière's The Hypochondriac - "Plenty of beans for breakfast, that's my advice - wards off all manner of problems..."
JB Priestley's Dangerous Corner - "Oh my God, Charles, you don't mean..."
Feydeau's The Purging at the Edinburgh Fringe - "And another thing..."
Shortish Encounter by Peter Higginbotham - 'Uh, oh - I think she's just swallowed the microphone...'
Backstage in Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest - "I knew we should have used a wig!"
Charley's Aunt by Brandon Thomas - "...where the nuts come from!"
Gaslight by Patrick Hamilton - "That's our last shilling I've just put in the meter..."
Gide's La Symphonie Pastorale (translated by Tom Bewley) - 'Have you ever considered a damp course?'
The Golden Falcon by Paul Marks - "... and you're sure it'll do me good??"
Enid Bagnold's The Chalk Garden - 'I really must get that hole in the floorboards seen to...'
Neil Simon's The Odd Couple - 'How was I supposed to know - I just advertised "cane-bottom chair for sale" '
Chekhov's Uncle Vanya - 'I'm really sorry to mention this but... could you possibly get that table off my foot?'
